Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Another Theory to Help You with Your Life
Tuesday is the worst day of the week.
Tuesday is worse than Monday, because:
1. Tuesday is not Hump Day. It is almost as far from the weekend as Monday is. But
2. Everyone commiserates about Monday. If you are grumbling, "Ugh, it's Tuesday again," you are grumbling alone.
3. Tuesday is the February of the week, and the Ringo.
And, slightly more controversial, but no less true:
Thursday is the best day of the week! Because:
1. It is in the home stretch to the weekend, but
2. It is not as distracting as Friday, so it can still be a productive day, and
3. It is a day of anticipation. 3 whole weekend days ahead! Anything could happen! It is the June, and the John! ¶ 10:38 PM
Tuesday is worse than Monday, because:
1. Tuesday is not Hump Day. It is almost as far from the weekend as Monday is. But
2. Everyone commiserates about Monday. If you are grumbling, "Ugh, it's Tuesday again," you are grumbling alone.
3. Tuesday is the February of the week, and the Ringo.
And, slightly more controversial, but no less true:
Thursday is the best day of the week! Because:
1. It is in the home stretch to the weekend, but
2. It is not as distracting as Friday, so it can still be a productive day, and
3. It is a day of anticipation. 3 whole weekend days ahead! Anything could happen! It is the June, and the John! ¶ 10:38 PM
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Plus on Tuesdays, you always have to visit that one college professor who's dying of a terminal illness and who provides you with daily inspiriations or philosophies. Tuesdays suck.
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