Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Dear Sarah Palin,
Yes, you have boobs. That doesn't mean that, because I have boobs, I will automatically vote for your creationist, wildly conservative, inexperienced self.
Dear "Liberal" Media,
Please stop feeding this fire by implying that, because I have boobs, I will be so short-sighted, shallow, and downright stupid as to switch my support from Barack Obama to John McCain just because Sarah Palin has boobs.
Dear American Women,
Please don't fall for that shit.
Dear McCain Supporters,
Don't get all excited and act like you're being progressive because of the boobs on McCain's ticket. You are the spiritual descendants of the folks who got behind women's suffrage because it was a distraction from civil rights for black people, and don't you forget it.
Dear John McCain and Barack Obama,
Way to make yourselves even more exactly the same.
Love,
Wonderturtle ¶ 5:01 PM
Dear "Liberal" Media,
Please stop feeding this fire by implying that, because I have boobs, I will be so short-sighted, shallow, and downright stupid as to switch my support from Barack Obama to John McCain just because Sarah Palin has boobs.
Dear American Women,
Please don't fall for that shit.
Dear McCain Supporters,
Don't get all excited and act like you're being progressive because of the boobs on McCain's ticket. You are the spiritual descendants of the folks who got behind women's suffrage because it was a distraction from civil rights for black people, and don't you forget it.
Dear John McCain and Barack Obama,
Way to make yourselves even more exactly the same.
Love,
Wonderturtle ¶ 5:01 PM
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Thank you! I feel like I'm in some alternate universe when I see the ridiculous praise that is being heaped upon her in the media as if she is the great savior of the republican party. She gave a speech, people. She has not yet answered important direct questions. There are a number of conflicting reports on her past governance and it is crucial that she be on record to explain the discrepancies. I gotta hope people aren't so dumb that they fall for this shit again, but Dubya got elected twice, so you never know. It's too bad.
And you can vent more of your ire to the good people at womensaynopalin@gmail.com, who are building a blog to be launched shortly. I'm sure they'd like to hear from non-women too...
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