Another Theory To Help You With Your Life
Prince is an effective balm for PMS.
Chocolate, cheesy movies, and alone time notwithstanding, I have just discovered something else that will soothe the beast within me. And it is Prince. Five feet two inches of spaz, sex, and tragic melodrama. Allow me to recommend his more overwrought hits, like "Purple Rain" and "When Doves Cry" for serious cases.
He only wants to see me laughing in the purple rain.