In Her Shell
Friday, May 23, 2008
  Dear Hillary,

Girl, I feel you. I have totally been there before. And even though I'm loath to recommend any book purported to instruct women on how to behave, I'd like you to just riffle through that book by those annoying Sex and the City people.

Because Hillary, we're just not that into you.

It's not because we're just getting out of an 8-year commitment or we don't want to ruin the friendship. We aren't too intimidated and we aren't too busy to call.

We are a little afraid to get hurt again. But that's not really the point here, Hil. You are better than this. It's getting awkward. We're with someone else. Seriously, stop calling.
 
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I wish Hill read your blog.
 
How awesome would that be?
 
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