Another Theory To Help You With Your Life
You can add the suffix -bian to anything in order to indicate a person's degree of love for that thing.
Originating from the term "les-bian," (
From the putative homosexuality of Sappho, lyric poet of Lesbos), I first heard the suffix elsewhere employed in the word "horsebian," to describe those girls (like
Donia from my bus) whose obsession with horses veers into an uncomfortably intense passion.
Hapabukbuk and I created some new words using the -bian suffix:
I heart books, so I am a bookbian
Her friend A. is consumed by fashion, hence he is a clothesbian
Try it, it's fun!