I am happy to report the following:
1) I, Wonderturtle, am not dead. It has actually been a month since my last post, a fact about which I feel great distress. But
2) The wonderful AnthemSled has assured me that They will be coming to hook up Our Internet next Friday. Which means that, yes,
3) AnthemSled is moving in! Besides arguing about where to move the furniture, it's pretty damn nice so far. And speaking of more intimate contact,
4) The East Coast Bloggers Conference was a big success and all you Midwest Bloggers should be jealous! My crush on CP was wholly validated, and compounded by an additional crush on Poor George. My deep love for Hapabukbuk and Lulu was of course reinforced, though tempered by the weird thought that even though I only see Lulu once a year anyway, it will be harder knowing she's half a world away instead of half a country.
That is all. Until next Friday. If there's anyone still reading me....