Reasons For Breaking Up That I've given:

I'm at college/I've met someone else It doesn't feel right You cheated on me I'm still hurt from the last one I'm in love with someone else (No reason given) We hooked up too soon You blatantly told me that you think it's ok to cheat on a significant other as long as she never finds out

That I've been given:
Things aren't right with God I'm in love with someone else (No reason given) I'm insane plus I have a crazy schedule It just doesn't feel right

That I would have given if I were totally honest:
You are kind of stalking me You are awkward and strange You don't make me laugh You are a little too intense, but I really am still hurt This was just a bad idea You & Me = China Shop + Bull We hooked up too soon You blatantly told me that you think it's ok to cheat on a significant other as long as she never finds out and I think you are kind of racist

Good thing they weren't totally honest with me.  ¶ 9:00 PM