Regarding Yesterday
The fun part of being a public school teacher on 6-6-06 is sometimes you get a bomb threat, or a vague someone's-going-to-bring-a-gun-to-school threat. The funner part is later in the day, when Administration sends out a memo about the threat on bright yellow paper, the subject line of which is "Rumor of a Security Treat." [sic] The funnest part is when you circle the typo in red pen, leave it on the faculty room table, and laugh about it all day, hoping that this will counter the uneasy adrenaline rush of what actually could have happened.