once upon a time i was faithful to general hospital. i too felt the need to justify it with recording some gems, none of which i think i've ever told you: (and when i say record, i mean audio record, because i am just that much of a geek.)

monica: so, how are the single girls making out tonight?
amy: i've got my eye on someone...
monica: but what, he got away?
amy: i'll let you know (she walks away)
monica: maybe you could let me know how my husband is in bed too.

carly: (drunk) you know what?...you are hoooot. you are, and you are so much nicer than sonny, and you know what? you're really good in bed. you aaarrreee...first time i saw you, without your shirt on, i thought i was going to pass out you were so hot...you know what you remind me of? one of those roman statues...one of those naked ones with the bulging, the rippling...what? can you just admit that sex with me was the best you've ever had?
jason: just shut up and drink your coffee.