In Her Shell
Thursday, August 24, 2006
  Me Too, Kid
In the aisle at the Stop and Shop:

Four year old boy: Mom! I want you to call me Treat Man!
Mom: Oh yeah?
Boy: Yeah! Call me Treat Man because I loooooooove treats!
Mom: I know, you do.
Boy: Treat Man!

What a frigging great nickname. Right on.
 
Comments:
I have a friend I used to call "Wendy the Treat Woman" because she always used to have to get treats from the vending machine in the dorm. She was also known as "Trendy Wendy".
 
Hmmm....It makes you wonder....If it's little boys like Treat Man who grow up to be the guys who name their body parts "Mr. Happy".
 
Lu: We had a "Crazy Wendy," who later dated a guy we had called "Crazy Carl" for years. It was seemingly a perfect match.

Natalie: I suppose that's better than naming their body parts "Mr. Treat"...
 
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