In Her Shell
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
  Senator Robert Menendez Totally Has A Crush On Me

Evidence:

1. He has sent me three letters in the past week. One was about marriage equality (HOT), one about reproductive freedom (HOTT), and one about animals, I don't really understand that one because my question was about the environment, but it is still HOTTT! Granted, I wrote to him first, but he totally wrote back right away.

2. He started the third letter with the phrase "As your partner..." We are not in business together. "'Partner,'" as Turtle the First says, "is only used by gay guys and really cool straight guys." Senator Robert Menendez is really cool!!

3. He put his phone number in every letter! That's three times that he gave me his number! He really wants me to call! But I'm totally not going to make the first move.
 
Comments:
Well, do you like him? Or do you like him like him?
 
he's a play'ah! he's a play'ah! i got 3 letters too! with his phone number and everything!
 
Oh you should totally call him! You'll kick yourself for it later if you don't. He'll forever be the one that got away. CALL HIM!!! Maybe he'd be into a threesome. Play'ahs often are.
 
Maybe he has a thing for British sluts.
 
CP: He's sweet but...his policies are hot, his pompadour is not.

HB: I need to see evidence, you whore.

Megan: You don't think that would make me a sl... Hey! Lu! You are totally ruining my reputation! Or maybe improving it... Hm.
 
I calls it as I sees it.
 
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