Senator Robert Menendez Totally Has A Crush On Me
1. He has sent me three letters in the past week. One was about marriage equality (HOT), one about reproductive freedom (HOTT), and one about animals, I don't really understand that one because my question was about the environment, but it is still HOTTT! Granted, I wrote to him first, but he totally wrote back right away.
2. He started the third letter with the phrase "As your partner..." We are not in business together. "'Partner,'" as Turtle the First says, "is only used by gay guys and really cool straight guys." Senator Robert Menendez is really cool!!
3. He put his phone number
in every letter
! That's three times
that he gave me his number! He really wants me to call! But I'm totally not going to make the first move.