My Favorite Jokes, Vol. 1 Everyone seems to have Volumed posts these days. This may be my one and only. But it was inspired by Echo's Pirate Day over at The Unofficial. So here goes:

We have a restaurant nearby called Mr. Chu's. They make a very good Mandarin Orange Portabello. Once, dining there with a large group of friends, someone idly wondered if the industrious manager shuttling from table to table was actually THE Mr. Chu. Someone else said:

"I am not the real Mr. Chu either! The real Mr. Chu has been retired for years and is living like a king in Patagonia!"

HAHAHAHaHaHaHA!  ¶ 9:35 PM