In Her Shell
Sunday, September 24, 2006
  Real Simple Gem Of The Month
In an article titled, "The Hairbrush, Deconstructed," stylist Nunzio Saviano advises:

"You might be working with it for 20 to 30 minutes, so the handle and the weight of the brush are important."

20 to 30 MINUTES? 30 minutes. On your hair. In the morning. When you could be sleeping. What's the name of this magazine again?
 
Comments:
I don't even own a hairbrush. I have a comb, which I use for approximately 45 seconds a day.

How much you wanna bet those 20-30 minute people are spending their 20-30 minutes trying to get the "I just rolled out of bed looking this way" look?
 
Maybe they are using the brush for something other than hairbrushing? They are a favorite implement among the spanking crowd.
 
I know these 30 minutes hairbrush people. I'm pretty sure I sahred a bathroom with one through junior and senior high schools. Maybe Real Simple is Real Simple for teenaged JAPs?
 
sometimes i dont even brush it. i just look at in the mirror for 30 minutes.
 
That doesn't not seem particularly simple.
 
If I did that, I bet that I'd be Fabio hot... That or I'd look like Grant Miller. I mean, look at that photo. You know he's a *product whore*...
 
That magazine is pretty fucking stupid. Maybe we should host a book-burning?
 
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