Resigning Myself To The Playground Of Blogging
says everyone should play on this one. It will be difficult since I am extremely self-involved and talk incessantly, but OK...Five Things You Don't Know About Me1. I am a messy eater.
I get crumbs everywhere, no matter what I'm eating. Even soup.2. I've done stand-up comedy.
On my 21st birthday, in a London comedy club, as the final exam for a course I was taking. It was one of my cooler moments.3. When I was 2, the only thing I would listen to was a one-eyed sock puppet named Muppet.
If Muppet didn't tell me to do something, the answer was no. My parents were terrified of losing him. I still have Muppet, just in case.4. I was actually pretty politically apathetic before George W. in the White House.
I suppose I have him to credit for my righteous anger, activism, and sheer terror.5. I secretly suspect that the people who like me just haven't found me out yet.
That at any moment they are going to discover the truth. Margaret Atwood said, "This goes along with another theory of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise."Tags: HB
, you haven't played along yet...