In Her Shell
Thursday, April 12, 2007
  New Discoveries
I've just spent my first two nights in my new apartment. It has lots of southern-facing windows. Imagine my delight when I realized that the bathroom has the perfect light for tweezing the hairs out of my chin! Then, imagine my horror when I realized that I truly was delighted about that.
  2:58 PM
Comments:
Ah middle-age. Wait until you pluck one out and realize it's gray.
# posted by Blogger lulu : 4:27 PM
 
Um. I think this makes you an adult. Or, you're well on your way to a career as the bearded lady in the circus.
# posted by Blogger jerseyaikidogirl : 6:09 PM
 
Broad daylight is only for the brave.
# posted by Blogger Tenacious S : 1:47 AM
 
That's the hottest post I've ever read.
# posted by Blogger Phil : 12:21 PM
 
Imagine our delight at your horror!
# posted by Blogger Dale : 7:34 PM
 
Do you leave your curtains open when you do that?
# posted by Blogger Moderator : 6:19 PM
 
That's a deLIGHTful story.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:47 AM
 
It's the litle things in life ...
# posted by Blogger Cup : 8:22 PM
 
I disagree that you should be horrified by that. Finding those stray hairs, zits or other small blemishes that you can fix are one of life's secret delights. It's all very primate.
# posted by Blogger Coaster Punchman : 11:41 AM
 
Thank you all for your support, mockery, and hilarious come-ons. I'm sorry I've been MIA lately; the new apartment is not hooked up to the world yet. I'll get there.... I miss you...
# posted by Blogger wonderturtle : 6:12 PM
 
Sista! I use intense halogen lights for those pesky buggers! I think when they all turn grey I will quit plucking. Or scrape up $1,000 for a laser de-fuzzz, which ever happens first.
# posted by Blogger Old Lady : 8:15 AM
 
Thanks, OL. We've got to stick together!
# posted by Blogger wonderturtle : 8:49 PM
 
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