Thanks peops! I cannot reveal my sources because I did not keep track of them, but I did adhere to the rule that I had to take something from each consecutive blog I bounced to that included usable text. I did however, allow myself to play around with the order of the lines.
I just had a vanity attack. I want to feature in one of your blog poems! I even want to suggest a line from a post today - which clearly contravenes the spirit of the whole thing - I just want to imagine "the target student managed to duck the fungal missile" immortalized in verse.