In Her Shell
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
  Another Eventful Morning
I set a paper towel on fire

by putting it down next to the open flame underneath my teapot.

I once set the science lab on fire at school, sort of. Congratulations! Fire gooood!
I set a paper towel on fire in the organic chemistry lab in college. But using it to tighten a clamp on something that I then put over an open flame. I was lucky enough to have an Eagle Scout at the next lab bench to put it out. What did you have?
Are you living my life?
I guess that's why I use electric stoves, because I'm a total doofus with "ooo-ga ooo-ga, fire!"

Nice coming across your blog! I'm a NYC standup comedienne blogging her way to stardom. I don't normally make Caveman jokes, but stop by and read my take on "Comedy as it Relates to Sex." I think you might enjoy it. Leave a comment while you're at it.

I have a lot of catching up to do on your blog! I'll be back often.
My mom set a whole roll of paper towels on fire about 25 years ago. She and my dad had never thought much about the potential hazard of placing the toaster on the counter right underneath the towel roll, and then, one day--WHOOF!
Maybe if you had put the mouse on the towel before you set it on could have been a discount cremation.
Dale: Well, thanks. I didn't feel all that proud at the time.

JAG: I had my kitchen sink. Once in chem lab in high school my lab partner set the rubber gas line on fire! Woo, what a great smell.

Beth: It's entirely possible.

Lucy: Thanks for stopping by!

Bubs: Heh. That is a great image.

Aaron: Hey, thanks for stopping by, and for bringing it around full circle. Nicely done!
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