Are you aware that toast is only a vehicle for butter & sugar? I can't see what you could have against toast, but I love your blog, and your name--I wish I would've thought of "wonderturtle."
Ha ha ha... I'm glad that you all can still love me despite my inherent contradictions. I will eat toasted waffles and English muffins, but don't like toasted bagels or sliced bread. It's the smell... especially of toasted wheat bread. Pleh.