Differences In the summer I wear underwear.
In the fall, I also wear pants.

In the summer, my mid-day naps are long and luxurious.
In the fall, I nap on the couch in the faculty room, while everyone else is eating lunch.

In the summer I let my hair air-dry and ignore it.
In the fall I wrestle with it, gumming it up with pomade and blasting it with a hair dryer. (The difference is not noticeable.)

In the fall I wear a little bit of makeup, and real shoes.

What I talk about in summer: how we really should go miniature golfing.
What I talk about in fall: how we really should go pumpkin picking.

In August I berate myself for not spending more time outside.
In September I blame the school.

Happy Labor Day!  ¶ 4:35 PM