In Her Shell
Sunday, December 07, 2008
  People I Still Hate
My last landlord, Mimi. What a spiteful, controlling, vindictive jerk. That $100 she held out of my security deposit (only mine, by the way, not my roommates') for "cleaning the oven" (a common area), "cleaning the carpet under the Singer sewing machine" (after we paid to have the carpets professionally cleaned, per our lease) and "cleaning the master bathroom" (which I admittedly didn't keep spotless but scrubbed when I moved out) was total bullshit. She was totally unhelpful, annoying, and interfering while we lived there, made us pay for stuff that she should have paid for and repeatedly addressed us as "Now, girls..." Even though it's been almost two years, I still 'grr' when I think about it.

I guess that's it. I don't really carry that much hate around in my heart.
 
Comments:
Everyone hates Mimi.
 
I know, right?
 
There's a reason why the Dead Kennedys wrote a song called "Let's Lynch the Landlord." Most of them suck. Since 1997, I've lived in eight different places and I only liked one of the property owners / managers. Duerk
 
Right on, dude.
 
I still have revenge thoughts toward my sister who slapped me when I was a kid. My mom once told Poor George "that Thomas really knows how to hold a grudge." I nurse them. Yum.
 
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