In Her Shell
Sunday, March 29, 2009
  The Real Reason
Madonna has been discouraged by a UK charity from adopting another child in Malawi. Perhaps they are concerned about her insistence on keeping a zombie and a vampire in her entourage.
 
Comments:
She looks almost as alive as her background zombies there - veddy scary! You can tell she's a good mom though, her shirt says Love! Awwwww.
 
While the chick in the center of the photo is clearly an evil, reanimated corpse, the pallid one on the left may be merely constipated.
 
why does she keep adopting children who seem to have some sort of family? instead of orphans? maybe i can just go to some random country, see a kid i'd like to raise and ask if i can have him/her. but oh wait, i guess i'm not madonna.
 
I just laughed for nearly a minute straight at that one.
 
Dale: Poor Madonna; she does look rather peaked.

AS: Constipation is just as dangerous as vampirism, at least in a home with children.

HB: Seriously. The father of her Malawian son was quoted as saying he hopes he gets to see the kid when she swings by this time. wtf?

CP: Thank you! I managed to crack myself up, and you always understand me.
 
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