Perhaps you've miss taken me
People I don't know that well, when they want to be affectionate with me, add "Miss" to my first name. So, imagine that Wonder is my first name and Turtle is my last name.
Coy Person: OK, Miss Wonder...
I've never heard anyone else's name used this way. Is it because my actual first name is only one syllable? Do they think of me as a Southern lady and themselves as somehow subordinate? Are they trying to be formal but have forgotten my last name?